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The funny, stupid, and irreverent |
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Yeah, this site used to be about fly fishing.
But now it's just for fun
until we start pawning off Paul's Rusty Lorena Bobbit Divorce Celebration
Knives, Blow Up Tony Stewart NASCAR chairs, hot sauces, and a subscription to viewing
Chris in the Hot tub playing with African toys.
Times are tough after the dot-com crash. giggle. ssssh!
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The Original Online Corruption Test - click
here
Your Prison Bitch name - click
here
How smart are you? - click
here
Oh my god - there are people just like us
out there - www.thedrunkenmonkey.com
You have to love any website that has Mickey spanking Minnie as a logo,
and a game where you can smack Britney Spears with a sausage -
www.funnywebsite.com
A reason to love NASCAR - click here
Because you may need to know -
JiveOn.com
Don't you love those Priceless ads? Our version
here.
Osama Bin Laden - all about him
here.
(serious)
New feature - Ask Osama - click here. (not
serious)
We found him. Quicker than the CIA. Click
here.
Want revenge? Click here.
All kinds of funny junk -
www.emailfiles.com and
www.lotsofjokes.com
The world's worst hunting dog. Another reason NOT to throw your
Viagra in the trash. here
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Rants and General Misgivings |
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A treatise on Loud
Americans and Muslim Terrorists |
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The United States commenced a missile strike on Afghanistan Sunday,
delaying the start time of the UAW-GM Quality 500 at Lowe’s Motor Speedway
by 10 minutes as President George W. Bush addressed the American public.
Tony Stewart may have best summed up the feelings of the entire NASCAR
community, saying: “Go get ‘em. I’d go right now -- if I could go and help
right now I’d go. It’s time to finish this guy off. Bring his head back on
a stick, as far as I’m concerned.”
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The poetic rantings of Leonard Pitts on the
attacks - article
one - article
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Joke of the month
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else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes: (_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_jack_) Jackass
(_-$_) Cheap ass
(_) Half ass
(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass
[_!_] A hard ass
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"Well,Mrs O'connor,so you want a
divorce?"the solicitor questioned his client."Tell me about it.Do you have
a grudge?"
"Oh no," replied Mrs O'Connor."shure now we have a carport".
The solicitor tried again."Well does the man beat you up?" he enquired.
"No no," said Mrs O'connor looking puzzled. "Oim always first out of bed."
Still hopeful,the solicitor tried again."Well does he go in for unnatural
connubial practises?"
"Shure now he plays the flute but I dont think he knows anything about the
connubial."
Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on."What I'm trying to find out is
what grounds you have."
"Bless ye sor. We live in a flat-not even a window box,let alone grounds."
"Mrs O'connor," said the solicitor in some exasperation,"to get a divorce
you need a reason that the court can consider,What is the reason for you
seeking this divorce?"
"Ah well now," said the lady."Shure it's because the man can't hold an
intelligent conversation."
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