Corruption Test

 The funny, stupid, and irreverent  

The Corruption Test
or otherwise known as "How Sleazy are You?"
Have you Ever laughed at someone else's miss fortune?
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
Ever tried alcohol?
Ever been drunk?
Ever play drinking games?
Ever fall down because you drank too much?
Ever drink enough to throw up?
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
Ever been forceably removed from a bar?
Ever participated in/finishd a pub crawl?

  Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
less than three times a week
3 times a week
4 times a week
5 times a week
6 times a week
7 times a week
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?

Ever try:
pot,   hash,   magic mushrooms?
Do you do drugs regularly?
bonus: at least 4 times a week
Ever bought soft drugs?
Ever sell drugs?
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
Ever used barbituates?
Ever used hallucinogens?
Ever used nacotics?
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
Ever been on a date?
Ever been felt up, groped?
bonus: to orgasm
Ever had sexual intercourse?
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (Or same sex if you're gay or bi)
Ever paid for sex?
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?
Ever engage in oral sex?
bonus: to orgasm
Ever engage in anal sex?
bonus: to orgasm
Ever engage in the 69 position?
Ever contract an STD?
Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Ever had sex in a public place?
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification?
Ever used sex toys?
Ever pass out during sex?
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
Ever bought something in a sex shop?

Ever licked or have someone lick an
Ever have sex with a relative?
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?
Ever been arrested?
bonus: If convicted

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.
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